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My boss told me to have a good day... So l went home.


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I am so tired. My tired is tired!


I can’t keep calm. It is so fluffy.


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What’s my favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.


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Oh, so you wanna argue? BRING IT. I got my CAPS LOCK ON.


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I will slap you so hard even Google won’t be able to find you.


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I don’t want to leave my house. Everyone so stupid out there!

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My alone time is sometimes for your safety... Don’t forget that.


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Please weekend... Won’t you stay a bit longer?


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Mommy knows a lot but Grandma knows everything!


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Dear stomach, you are bored, not hungry! So shut up.


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You laugh, l laugh. You cry, l cry. You take my coffee. Let God have mercy on your soul...


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Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you.


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Unless your name is Google stop acting like you know everything.


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My Saturday was going pretty well until l realized it was Sunday.


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When the queen is happy, there is peace in the Kingdom.


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I try to be a nice person but sometimes my mouth doesn’t want to cooperate.


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When life gives you a lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.


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Brains are awesome. I wish everybody had one.


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Sometimes l just want someone to hug me and say, l know lt is hard. You are going to be okay. Here’s a coffee and a 5 million dollars.


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SMILE!
Spoil the day for some grouch!



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  1. I want everyday to be an holiday🍻🍾🍵🥪🥣🎡🛴🎮🕹💻📱📲📺😊😍😘

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  2. Sometimes is good to take some time out tho....i learn everyday from you ilk

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  3. Current situation,, #mood

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  4. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. 😁

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  5. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🇹🇷🇬🇧🇹🇷🇬🇧🇹🇷🇬🇧🇹🇷🇬🇧🇹🇷🇬🇧🇹🇷🇬🇧

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  6. The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.😂😊😊

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  7. A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I’m afraid of widths. 😁😁

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  8. सुना है आज समंदर को बड़ा गुमान आया है,उधर ही ले चलो कश्ती जहां तूफान आया है।

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  9. सुना है आज समंदर को बड़ा गुमान आया है,उधर ही ले चलो कश्ती जहां तूफान आया है।

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  10. Your laugh is making my laugh to laugh.
    😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
    I will die if you don't accept my love or I will kill every man that comes near you.
    😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄
    Love me or hate me both are in my favor because if you love me, I will always be in your heart but if you hate me, I will always be in your mind.
    😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄 😄

    Great posts Great blog💪

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  11. I hate Monday ,so happy Tuesdays every body

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  12. günümü çok cesaretlendirici kıldın, Allah sizi korusun ve hayatınızın geri kalanında mutlu etsin İlknur Göktaş.

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  13. I hate math but i love counting my money 😂 😍

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  14. I got expelled from school on pajama day,it's not my fault
    I sleep naked 😂 😂

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  15. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  16. Ha! So funny I can't even breathe

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  17. Enjoy 💲💵💶💷💴💹💱💰💸📫🤽🏻🏊

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  18. Keep it on dear u make me smile everyday

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  19. It’s Monday Again Have à Nice Week Ilk ��

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  20. Heard that you”re not feeling well.
    So brought flowers for you to
    make you feel Healthier and Happier.
    Get Well Soon!🌼🌷🌻🌺

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  21. Eline almış bir çiçek sevecek sevmeyecek. Ah, koca sersem çiçek nerden bilecek

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  22. Very good since boss gave permission

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  23. Tommorow rise up,,, a go work😋😋goin home was only for today🤔🤗🤗

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  24. I’m really sorry i wasn’t part of your past, can i make it up by being in your future?I’m really sorry i wasn’t part of your past, can i make it up by being in your future?

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  25. There is time for everything u may be having hard times now but note that any challenge set infront of u its like taking u backwards to u can be lunched to ur properity God know y he allows all those things to happen so dr just be patient n give ur trust to Lord

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  26. Şimdi telefonum çalsa arayan patron olsa dün çok yoruldun bugün dinlen işe gelmese dese diye düşünürken telefonum çaldı gerçekten de arayan patrondu ama “çabuk gel nerde kaldın” diyordu.

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  27. Elimden geldiğince yazıyorum sen sevin yeter

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  28. ÖPÜLDÜN GÜZEL BAYAN😚😚😚

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  29. You laugh, l laugh. You cry, l cry. You take my coffee. Let God have mercy on your soul.. Arguing with a woman is like getting arrested. Everything you say can and will be used against you..... Senı seviyorum

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  30. Tonight all the stars came out to play a signal
    But all of them are not shining,
    Bcoz they all know my love is sick.
    Get Well Soon!❤💘💓💕💛💗💖💋💋💋

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  31. Je t'aime bb
    Je impatient de te rencontrer.
    Je suis jaloux

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  32. Take vacations, go as many places as you can, you can always make money, you can't awakes make memories

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  33. I wish someone gives me a hug and say "I know it is hard but here is 5 million dollars"

    The best blog ever

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  34. If everyone was like her, the world would be a better place

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  35. Healing every sad soul with laughter

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  36. Blessed are the humble, for they shall inherit the kingdom of God

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  37. She's just so hard working, nice post

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  38. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
    very funny

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    lemmi try

    I eat stew and yam,so i stood for 24 hours
    😆😆😆😆😆😆

    don't laugh😆😆😆😆😆😆
    stay clam😆😆😆

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  39. Indeed Dear, why don't we work from home :))

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  40. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  41. Heheheheehhehehehehe thats funny

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  42. Blessed are the humble, for they shall inherit the kingdom of God

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  43. My Father gave me a name Called (tubu)
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    He called me 3times i don't answer...then he took a stone and trow it inside the water it sound as my name (tubu) then i shouted YES DADDY
    😄😄😄😄😄

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  44. Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

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  45. I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn’t a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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  46. That’s why they call it the American Dream, because you have to be asleep to believe it😁😂😂

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  47. If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments😁.

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  48. She always touches the soul with her post

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  49. Lol you need some rest dear
    Enjoy😙

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  50. My boss told me that I am the best when recognition is involved

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  51. If you ever get cold, just stand in the corner of a room for a while. They're normally around 90 degrees.

    🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
    Keep it up

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  52. When life gives you a lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.
    Yes that for real, and I think I had to sack my boss to be the boss of myself

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  53. Ya ����������

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  54. Lol 🤣 you are receiving an envelope the next day 😅

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  55. Enerjik ve canlı kalmayı, eskilerin deyişi ile ‘taş gibi olmayı’ istiyorsanız, hayatın gücünü sadece yediklerinizde, içtiklerinizde aramayın. ‘Hayat çorbası’nın içine birer tutam huzur, coşku, sevinç ve birer parmak keyif, heyecan ve ümit katmaya bakın! Hayat enerjisinin sadece yedikleriniz, içtiklerinizde gizli olmadığının farkına varmalısınız. Sağlığın ‘bedensel ve ruhsal tam bir iyilik hali’ olduğunu unutmayıp fiziksel metabolik süreçlere takılıp kalmamalısınız.

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  56. कमजोर दिल वाले ईसे ना पढें…. खतरनाक शायरी 👹 👺

    खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था😆😆😆😝😝😝😂😂😂
    खिडकी से देखा तो रस्ते पे कोई नही था
    वाह वाह
    फिर रस्ते पे जाके देखा तो खिडकी मै कोई नही था 😜 😝

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  57. Thanks for making me laugh
    INC

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  58. You're such a sweet soul 💕
    Keep soaring higher dearest

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  59. You're such a sweet soul 💕
    Keep soaring higher dearest

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  60. You're such a sweet soul 💕
    Keep soaring higher dearest

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  61. Wow I wish I could come home as the bus told me to relax LOL I really do love you with all my heart and my soul you mean everything to me and I really do hope you could come to England and meet up with me my sweet darling angel

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  62. I can't stop laughing here they really funny message you make my day thanks you Queen

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  63. الكثير من الحب ♥ ️

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  64. الكثير من الحب ♥ ️

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  65. I’m not a professional photographer, but i can picture us together.

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  66. De donde salen estos pensamiento. ¿ de libros, de tu cerebro, del periódico, de donde ?. Son graciosos pero fuertes

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    Where do these thoughts come from? From books, from your brain, from the newspaper, from where? They are funny but strong

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  67. funny messages laughing is good but not easy

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  68. You Are The Best Ever Our Firstlight 💃🏃‍♂️
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    Eres el mejor de todos, nuestra primera luz 💃🏃‍♂️

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  69. Avoid fun, and stick to the serious stuff.

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  70. LA VIDA ES TAN CORTA Y PASA MUY RAPIDO DEBEMOS HACER LO MEJOR 💃🕺

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  71. Love Love LOVE is THE BEST LIFE THE FIRST LIGHT... Life Life LIFE is THE BEST LIFE THE FIRST LIGHT...
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    Amor Amor AMOR es LA MEJOR VIDA LA PRIMERA LUZ ... Vida Vida LA VIDA es LA MEJOR VIDA LA PRIMERA LUZ ...


    ����

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  72. We make our lives be BEST with you The Best Life The First Light ��
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    Hacemos que nuestras vidas sean las MEJORES contigo La mejor vida La primera luz ��

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  73. We love this blog. And of course we love you too, İlknur ... You have always been very successful. Your road is very clear. Our prayers are with you. WE KNOW YOU WILL ALWAYS BE MUCH MORE SUCCESSFUL. Together we are always the best ...
    #thebestlifethefirstlight

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  74. The Lord Jesus Christ, and Mighty God will end this world someday. And each will take stock of all that he has done bad or good on this earth. Where will you be right now? answer me please

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  75. Life is so short and goes by fastly. We must make it be the best with you Firstlight. We love you... Keep being TOP 🔝
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    La vida es tan corta y pasa rápido. Debemos hacer que sea lo mejor contigo Firstlight. Te amamos ... Sigue siendo TOP 🔝

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  76. Love 💗 love love everything is LOVE for the best life. As soon as we start our new fresh day we think what Firstlight post on the blog for us both today for making us happy 😃 we are truly so happy here ❤️

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    Amor 💗 amor amor todo es AMOR por la mejor vida. Tan pronto como comenzamos nuestro nuevo día, pensamos lo que Firstlight publica en el blog para ambos hoy por hacernos felices 😃 estamos realmente tan felices aquí ❤️

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  77. If God could give a beautiful face or beauty to the flowers of the bush, then God will also give beauty to your life. for it is for your sake that he sent his only son, Jesus Christ, to be crucified so that you may have salvation.

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  78. Your love resides in my heart

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  79. I love you while you are in my heart alone. I love your eyes so much, you are a miss love❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

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  80. كم أشتاق إليكي كثيرا و كل دقيقة

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  81. انتي نبض قلبي و جنتي في الدنيا و نعمتي في هذه الحياة ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

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  82. The Equation of Marriage:
    7 Glances = 1 Smile
    7 Smiles = 1 Meeting
    7 Meetings = 1 Kiss
    7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
    7 Proposals = 1 Marriage
    And that 1 marriage has 77777+
    problems.
    So beware of a glance.

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  83. the firts ligth, the first love

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  84. Haha ���� every qoutes were funny. And I just want to add one qoute. If child labor is crime then why teachers gives homework.

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  85. Fresh Day
    Fresh Blog
    Fresh Life
    Love You and Your Blog
    Best You and Your Blog
    Be Always With Us
    Keep Going 💞
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    Día fresco
    Blog fresco
    Vida fresca
    Te amo a ti y a tu blog
    Lo mejor para ti y tu blog
    Estar siempre con nosotros
    Sigue adelante 💞

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  86. Live the life with The Best Life The First Light 💡
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    Vive la vida con The Best Life The First Light 💡

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  87. We are always so happy whenever we are on your blog. This blog can only make us be happy and feel the best about the life. Thanks Firstlight. Love you so much �� YOU ARE THE BEST ��
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    Siempre estamos muy felices cuando estamos en tu blog. Este blog solo puede hacernos ser felices y sentirnos lo mejor de la vida. Gracias Firstlight. Te quiero mucho �� ERES EL MEJOR ��

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  88. If you would like to have daily motivation you have to be here BEST blog THE BEST LIFE THE FIRST LIGHT ����
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    Si quieres tener motivación diaria tienes que estar aquí MEJOR blog LA MEJOR VIDA LA PRIMERA LUZ ����

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  89. You are the best and happiest girl in this world that l have never met before. I am the happiest one too for being on your best blog ever together 😉
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    Eres la mejor y más feliz chica de este mundo que nunca antes había conocido. Yo también soy el más feliz por estar juntos en tu mejor blog 😉

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  90. You are the best and happiest girl in this world that l have never met before. I am the happiest one too for being on your best blog ever together 😉
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    Eres la mejor y más feliz chica de este mundo que nunca antes había conocido. Yo también soy el más feliz por estar juntos en tu mejor blog 😉

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  91. Long story short HERE IS THE BEST BLOG 💗💯 THE BEST LIFE THE FIRST LIGHT 💞
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    En pocas palabras AQUÍ ESTÁ EL MEJOR BLOG 💗💯 LA MEJOR VIDA LA PRIMERA LUZ 💞

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  92. Huan and Firstlight we are amazing together especially in our blog. All South America loves BEST you and BEST your blog 💯
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    Huan y Firstlight somos increíbles juntos, especialmente en nuestro blog. Toda Sudamérica te ama MEJOR tú y MEJOR tu blog 💯

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  93. Resting is tiring in one way, doing nothing for a long time and repeating what you do every day

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  94. Love Love Love 💗 True Love is THE BEST LIFE THE FIRST LIGHT 💡
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    Amor Amor Amor 💗 El Amor Verdadero es LA MEJOR VIDA LA PRIMERA LUZ 💡

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  95. Love Love Love 💗 True Love is THE BEST LIFE THE FIRST LIGHT 💡
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    Amor Amor Amor 💗 El Amor Verdadero es LA MEJOR VIDA LA PRIMERA LUZ 💡

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  96. You are the best. I am always the best with you too. WE ARE THE BEST. Our Best Slogan!… WE ARE THE BEST. & THE BEST LIFE THE FIRST LIGHT ��������
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    Eress el mejor. Yo siempre soy el mejor contigo también. SOMOS LOS MEJORES. ¡Nuestro Mejor Lema!… SOMOS LOS MEJORES. Y LA MEJOR VIDA LA PRIMERA LUZ ��������

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  97. Life is so short. We must make it be the best. The Name of Best Life is BEST LIFE FIRST LIGHT 💗
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    La vida es tan corta. Debemos hacer que sea el mejor. El nombre de la mejor vida es MEJOR VIDA PRIMERA LUZ 💗

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  98. 🇹🇷Yes you are right, you are very diffirent girl, you are light in the world, I am very happy with you time is very fast with you, you are Angel, you are very shine person, I like you, when we talked I am relax believe me in a short time, we are best... 🇹🇷

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  99. BOOM 💥

    TRULY TRUE
    It is truly
    The Best Life The First Light
    It is truly
    Best Blog Ever
    It is truly
    True Light FIRSTLIGHT
    It is truly
    Best Blogger Ever
    Best Motivator
    Best Social Media Influencer
    MAY YOUR SECOND ANNIVERSARY STAY LASTING & FOREVER…
    August 29th 2019 - ∞

    🔝💯

    WE ARE THE BEST 🥂

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  100. BEST LIFE FIRST LIGHT makes people happy. We American People are happy with you. BEST LIFE FIRST LIGHT 💗
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    BEST LIFE FIRST LIGHT hace feliz a la gente. Nosotros, los estadounidenses, estamos felices con ustedes. MEJOR VIDA PRIMERA LUZ 💗

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  101. BEST LIFE FIRST LIGHT makes people happy. one oporunity for A BEST LIFE FIRST LIGHT 💗
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    BEST LIFE FIRST LIGHT hace feliz a la gente. una oportunidad para UNA MEJOR VIDA PRIMERA LUZ 💗

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  102. Anytime l feel bad. Just being here the best blog comes on my mind as a best solution. And then l would love to read all best posts again and over again. After that l always feel the best like the name of the blog suddenly. I truly don’t know how to thank you the best blogger. It is because l cannot even find any words to describe my feelings that you've given me by your best blog. Keep it up ���� People always need your positive vibes ����
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    Cada vez que me siento mal. El solo hecho de estar aquí me viene a la cabeza el mejor blog como la mejor solución. Y luego me encantaría leer las mejores publicaciones una y otra vez. Después de eso, siempre me siento mejor como el nombre del blog de repente. Realmente no sé cómo agradecerle al mejor bloguero. Es porque ni siquiera puedo encontrar palabras para describir mis sentimientos que me ha transmitido con su mejor blog. Sigue así ���� La gente siempre necesita tus vibraciones positivas ����

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  103. CONGRATULATIONS ❤️

    I am ecstatic ��
    Happy Second Anniversary to
    BEST LIFE FIRST LIGHT

    BEST BLOG EVER

    WE ARE THE BEST

    #thebestlifethefirstlight
    ❤️❤️❤️
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    FELICIDADES ❤️

    Estoy extasiado ��
    Feliz segundo aniversario a
    MEJOR VIDA PRIMERA LUZ

    MEJOR BLOG

    SOMOS LOS MEJORES

    #thebestlifethefirstlight
    ❤️❤️❤️

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  104. Feliz cumpleaños a este blog les deseo que sigan cumpliendo muchos años más de cumpleaños y que Dios bendiga a todos los que visitan este blog bendiga al blogger y a todos sus seguidores los bendiga a todos

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  105. Bir diledin bin oldu, Derya dedin, deniz dedim, sen dedim biz dedin, tutun dedin hayata tutunduk 2.yılın kutlu olsun.
    #thebestlifethefirstlight.
    🌹🎂🥇🥈

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  106. greeting that my heart plays for you A greeting that carries it for you The night fragrant with the scent of roses carries it for a day full of happiness and contentment On this happy day, I can only offer you, my friend, my warmest congratulations on the birthday of your blog and every year and you are the pure soul that flies in our sky and gives us hope and optimism every year and you A fragrant flower in the garden of our lives ♥🌹🌹♥

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  107. Love
    Best Love
    Best Blog
    Light
    Best Light
    Best Blogger

    Best Life First Light

    Happy Birthday To You
    THE BEST LIFE THE FIRST LIGHT

    #thebestlifethefirstlight

    🔝💯
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    Amor
    El mejor amor
    Mejor Blog
    Luz
    Mejor luz
    Mejor Blogger

    Mejor vida primera luz

    Feliz cumpleaños a ti
    LA MEJOR VIDA LA PRIMERA LUZ

    #thebestlifethefirstlight

    🔝💯

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  108. If it is asked me the meaning of this life my answer is BEST LIFE FIRST LIGHT 🔝
    Love the life with the best life the first light that best blog ever 💯

    Regards from The USA
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    Si me preguntan el significado de esta vida mi respuesta es MEJOR VIDA PRIMERA LUZ 🔝
    Ama la vida con la mejor vida, la primera luz, el mejor blog de todos los tiempos 💯

    Saludos desde los EE. UU.

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  109. Best All Best Things About Life Belong To This Blog
    BEST LIFE FIRST LIGHT 🔝
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    Best All Best Things About Life Belong To This Blog
    BEST LIFE FIRST LIGHT 🔝

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