Coronavirus Quotes Funny - Pandemic Quotes

Coronavirus Quotes Funny Eventually everyone will be quarantined to their houses with no sports to watch... Silly Memes and in 9 months from now on a boom of babies will be born... and we will call them Coronials.

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NOTHING IS UNDER CONTROL





Pandemic Quotes


Our grandparents were called to war.

We're being asked to practice social distancing and stop hoarding toilet paper.


My fiancé just told me he has feel feelings for someone he met at work this week.

He's been working from home.

So far my self-isolation life is remarkably to my normal life.

One day at a time.

Adventure is calling, but I can’t come to the phone right now.

The only nation I’m visiting this spring is imagination.

Better days will come.

All dressed up with nowhere to go.

Wake me up when we can travel again.

Happy hour! Time for a quaran-tini.

Keep calm and carry on.

Destination: isolation.

Life imposes things on you that you can’t control, but you still have the choice of how you’re going to live through this.

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.

Opportunities to find deeper powers within ourselves come when life seems most challenging.

In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.


If you’re going through hell, keep going.

Doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.

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  1. It's gonna be alright, all those who misses hugs? Just remember that by quarantining you are doing your part to keep everyone safe! The regular social etiquette practices no longer apply in the best interest of the greater good. It’s a big shift, but we can do it together.

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    1. We are living the so-called "new normal". Time has slowed down, we are more at home, let's take the time to use time rationally, think the positive side of it all. Everything that happens We are living the so-called "new normal". Time has slowed down, we are more at home, let's take the time to use time rationally, think the positive side of it all.

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  2. Me gusta bastante la publicaciones ilknur creo que en esta cuarentena todos estamos muy tensos . Desearía ser parte de tu familiauy pronto y tener hijitos . Te amo !!

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  3. Me encanta, estoy de acuerdo con esa idea que con esta cuarentena nos volvemos locos

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  4. such a great quotes👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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  5. me encanta tu post , es bastante profundo y se siente personal como buenas citas. Todos no estamos volviendo locos y pero hay que hacer lo mejor que podamos

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  6. “We can turn the tide within the next 12 weeks and I’m absolutely confident that we can send coronavirus packing in this country. But only if we all take the steps that we’ve outlined – that is vital.” – Boris Johnson, British Prime Minister, press conference, March 20

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  7. The lesson to be learned is that politicians shape image and manage expectations while health experts, in turn, manage health. In times such as these, let politicians step off their podiums and let those who know, lead.

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  8. Please wear a mask and social distance when you can. I lost my Mum to Covid and I am still recovering from it. At the same time we must be able to laugh at the situation because it will help your mental health not to decline further.🇹🇷🇬🇧🇹🇷🇬🇧🇹🇷🇬🇧🇹🇷🇬🇧🇹🇷🇬🇧⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘

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  9. Oh wow this is good, this is funny too 🙂

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  10. Perfect quotes. Always the first light

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  11. We absorbed the lessons of good life ... We are no longer happy to own things ... or be tempted by the sparkling words ... Our comfort has become in our isolation and respect for distances 🌹🌹

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  12. لقد استوعبنا دروس الحياة الطيبة ... لم نعد سعداء بامتلاك الأشياء ... أو تغرينا الكلمات البراقة ... أصبحت راحتنا في عزلتنا واحترامنا للمسافات ❤️🌹

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  13. İyi yaşamın derslerini özledik ... Artık bir şeylere sahip olmaktan mutlu değiliz ... ya da ışıltılı sözlerin cazibesine kapılmıyoruz ... Konforumuz, izolasyonumuzda ve mesafelere saygımızda oldu 😊

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  14. God bless for our 😑😞😞😞

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  15. Wao fantástico el relato sobre el coronavirus algo que la gente debe saber.

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  16. Bien bien otro comentario más para que veas que si cumplo

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  17. Ay dios mío lo que hago por dios santo jaja

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  19. Its amazing funny but that's true that's goes through our hurt and got the mind

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  20. This year I lost,won, failed, cried, laughed,loved
    But above all
    I LEARNED...

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  21. Duası kadar sever insan. Ne kadar seviyorsa o kadar dua eder.

    Hayat hesapla değil nasiple yaşanır.

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  22. Amazing post as always 👌🏻🙂😊 very true and great quotes as well🙂

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  23. very good. Really enjoyed!!! congratulations

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  24. that was so funny and deep at the same time needed it! thank you you're the best!

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  25. Harikasın canım 💞💞💞
    İ. S👍👍👍

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  26. Informative... innovative....over all supereb....👍👍

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  27. I believe that in Covid it is necessary to take it as an imposed life option that the best way to share it is by learning to live with it.

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  28. May God make it easy for us, what a wonderful woman you are so intelligent dear, much love from this side😍

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  29. Great work i hope best for you keep spirit up and good luck...you are really best person ever ❤

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    1. So nice post you are a active person I hope the best for you God bless you .continue more

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  30. So nice post you are a active person I hope the best for. Continue more God bless you

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  31. Words fail to express. What would you do? But one day will come and everything will be fine, and the smiles will return to that beautiful and cheerful person

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  32. Corona has proved that our family is so important to us

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  33. कोरोनाले परिवारको महत्व बुझाएको छ।

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  34. This is the most amazing piece of work I have set my eyes on since this isolation period. More grace to you. Funny thou 😂

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  35. This period is to take good care of ourselves

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  36. We should continue to maintain the social distancing because this virus as come to stay just like malaria.

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  37. that is the best post i have ever seen about coronavirus thx there !!!

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  38. you should make zoom conference for your follower :D

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  39. We must becareful and take proper care of our family

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  40. i discovered the blog just know it s basic but very cute, thanks

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  41. 'coronavirus has proved that everything around us is so temporary'. I love it.

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  42. People can't understand life. They don't know how can perfect use 24 hours. Work-home-work. It isn't future. Maybe quarantine days can teach they to people

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  43. you got me highhhh better than redbull

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  44. This text is incredible i already know that it was going to talk about this cuz nowadays this is the topic that most of the people are talking about. She has the reason in some points. I am agree with this.

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  45. So true!! This is a strange period!!

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  46. Così vero! Che periodo strano!!

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  47. Nice! So true. The COVID-19 was difficult time But it realize us so many things. Best of Luck Keep it up.

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  48. Don’t worry we will all get through this

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  49. God bless for our 😑😞😞😞

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  50. God bless for our ��������

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  51. This is pure wisdom of coronavirus.

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  52. Be the best version of yourself .. everyday you try to become better than yesterday

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  53. Hey good and helpfull post, Thanks so much. Good job

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  54. that child will be our son. I like your post my love, I love you my Turkish

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  55. That’s awesome Actually you’re too fabulous lady ever

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  56. You’re the love of my life darling

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  57. Listen covid 19 just gone now all ppl just have been shown up in the street as normal n they do their life as normal n it was a hard lockdown but everything is working as usual I guess so stay safe n be careful please wish u a happy n safe life

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  58. Bilinçli bir şekilde evden çıkmamayı sürdüren aralarına virüs giren arkadaslar,sevgililer var bir de. Bir anda uzak mesafe ilişkisi yaşamaya başladılar. Gözden ırak olan gerçekten gönülden ırak olur mu? Uzak mesafe ilişkisinde birbirimizden soğuyabilir miyiz?Yanyana gelseler bile dokunamamak,birbirine temas edememek güvenli yaşam için gerekli iken ,aralarındaki sıcaklığı bitirmez mi?

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  59. It's pretty funny 😂 I loved it . I can say also that life after corona virus will never be like the one before it

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  60. If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me.”

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  61. Amazing talk i believe things will change and we will all go back to normal life

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  62. This text is incredible i already know that it was going to talk about this cuz nowadays this is the topic that most of the people are talking about. She has the reason in some points. I am agree with this.

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    1. Hy! It's nice to talk about current affairs.
      Regards Ali Raza.

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  63. ماذا اقول لا اعرف اما صدقا جميل جدا

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  65. Life is very short and anxious for those who forget the past, neglect the present, and fear the future.

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  66. I am here İlknur friend Thanks for helping

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  67. I like the second picture, that was a funny fact

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  68. Some of these contents are super harillious ....even some of these so valuable

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  69. Don't think of introversion as something that needs to be cured... Spend your free time the way you like, not the way you think you're supposed to.

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  70. The ingredients of health and long life are great temperance, open-air, easy labor, and little care.

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  71. We’re born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we’re not alone.

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  72. Wonderful quote
    Keep them coming
    With ❤️

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  73. Your Quotes are always best 😍😊

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  74. Fear is worst thing that can stop us really you are very strong and hopeful thanks to you for sharing your thoughts with us

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  75. ne kadar anlamlı bir yazı olmuş tebrik ederim tatlım , her zaman yazmanı bekliyorum . . . ç.ç.

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  76. 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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  77. Please you all should stay safe COVID-19 is no child’s play
    Stay quarantined and enjoy 😉

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  78. On dit que la gentillesse est contagieuse. Je rêve d'une "pandémie" de bonté et de bonheur. LOL LOL LOL

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  79. They say kindness is contagious. I dream of a "pandemic" of goodness and happiness. LOL LOL LOL

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  80. Lol wtf .. can’t imagine my self like this gosh!!!

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  81. Being very OK to consider 😘😘😘😘👍👍👍

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  82. That was so good.
    This quote gives us
    Positive wives,

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  83. yes nothing is under control, because of us hahaha
    if we keep ourself under control everything will be fine...

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  85. I don’t know about you but I like my routine, I like being busy, it keeps me focused and stops my mind falling into a dark place. Since the start of the Coronavirus epidemic I have been struggling to keep a routine and with working from home I have struggled to keep motivated.

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  86. Juan Sebastián Castro AnguloDecember 6, 2020 at 12:40 AM

    I love your post about the situation that we living in this moment, it's so interesting

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  87. Juan Sebastián Castro AnguloDecember 6, 2020 at 12:45 AM

    Es muy importante e interesante los post que haces sobre la situación que se está viviendo en estos momentos sobre la pandemia, es por eso que se debe invitar a reflexionar sobre la salud física y también la salud mental que es muy importante

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  88. En önemlisi tedbir almak mutlu olmak senin yaptığın gibi

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  89. 😂 so true all these, loving the covid quotes. Stay safe 😊

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  90. Its amazing funny but that's true that's goes through our hurt and got the mind

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  91. Bu çox gülməli temadır.istirahət hamıya lazımdır.

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  92. This is topic a very funny.everyone needs rest.

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  93. Этот тема очен смешное.у нас всех надо отдыхать.

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  94. Има пара хьсан тема я.варида динжвална казвадя.

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  95. This is a funny name but it makes perfect sense

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  96. 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇

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  97. Este é o resultado da quarentena

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  98. ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

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  99. Isto prova que nem tudo foi um mal pelo menos em alguns países a taxa de natalidade irá aumentar

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  100. Anyone who was sent to their room on the regular knows how to get through quarantine. Lie on the bed, stare at the ceiling, blast the music (earphones optional), and brood. You’ve got this. Introverts are also in their element right about now. Alone time. It’s a way of life.

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  101. Well enjoying your work a lot... Means a lot... You giving your All

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  102. کیا بات ہے بہت خوب 👍👍👍سلام علیکم

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  103. Ben yorumları okumaq istiyorum
    I want read the comment

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  104. Peaple, just wear masks, and We will be safe :)
    Have a nice day!)

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  105. Know that it is a corpse who loves you and adores you and will never, never leave you!...Look, I am not laughing now, crying, crying for you, Christine, who have torn off my mask and who therefore can never leave me again!...Oh, mad Christine, who wanted to see me!

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  106. All right, who misses hugs? Just remember that by quarantining you are doing your part to keep everyone safe! The regular social etiquette practices no longer apply in the best interest of the greater good. It’s a big shift, but we can do it together.

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  107. Evet evde olmak bazen dışarda olmaktan daha iyidir

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  108. Yeah you're right tho
    Nice quotes by the way 🥰

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  109. I don’t know about you but I like my routine, I like being busy, it keeps me focused and stops my mind falling into a dark place. Since the start of the Coronavirus epidemic I have been struggling to keep a routine and with working from home I have struggled to keep motivated.

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  110. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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  111. We are happy for you 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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  112. Yes, this virus may change human societies. It can be positive or negative, depending on the acceptance and treatment of future generations 🤔🤔🤔🌹🌹🌹

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  113. Your satirical humor is good, as it transmits your reduced possibilities within the problem, I loved the thing about the coronials generation hehe

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  114. es interesante la manera en como conjugas todo el estres que se puede acomular por culpa del covid, puedo interpretar todo lo que probablemente esta en tu cabeza y deseas sacar pero por obvias razones no puedes... me encanta que tienes cierto humos satirico, al pareces saber como manejar tu propia cabeza en tiempos malos
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    It is interesting how you conjugate all the stress that can be accumulated due to the covid, I can interpret everything that is probably in your head and you want to get out but for obvious reasons you cannot ... I love that you have a certain satirical smoke, you seem to know how to handle your own head in bad times

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  115. It is interesting how you conjugate all the stress that can be accumulated due to the covid, I can interpret everything that is probably in your head and you want to get out but for obvious reasons you cannot ... I love that you have a certain satirical smoke, you seem to know how to handle your own head in bad times
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    es interesante la manera en como conjugas todo el estres que se puede acomular por culpa del covid, puedo interpretar todo lo que probablemente esta en tu cabeza y querer sacar pero por obvias razones no puedes ... me encanta que tienes cierto humos satirico, al pareces saber como manejar tu propia cabeza en tiempos malos

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  116. This year I lost,won, failed, cried, laughed,loved
    But above all
    I LEARNED...

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  117. This is the most amazing piece of work I have set my eyes on since this isolation period. More grace to you. Funny thou 😂😂

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  118. Yes, this virus may change human societies. It can be positive or negative, depending on the acceptance and treatment of future generations 🤔🤔

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  119. Oui, ce virus peut changer les sociétés humaines. Elle peut être positive ou négative, selon l'acceptation et le traitement des générations futures 🤔🤔

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  120. نعم ، هذا الفيروس قد يغير المجتمعات البشرية. يمكن أن يكون إيجابيا أو سلبيا ، اعتمادا على قبول ومعالجة الأجيال القادمة

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  121. Evet, bu virüs insan toplumlarını değiştirebilir. Gelecek nesillerin kabul ve muamelesine bağlı olarak olumlu ya da olumsuz olabilir 🤔🤔

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  122. yes, these are the realities of everyday life. If your girlfriend tells you that she has feelings for a guy she met at her workplace, it's because she loves you, otherwise, she was going to tell you nothing, and she will do anything out of hypocrisy, which is bad.

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  123. oui, ce sont les réalités de la vie courante. Si ta petite copine te dit qu'elle a des sentiments pour un mec qu'elle a rencontré dans son lieu de travail, c'est parce-qu'elle t'aime, sinon, elle allait rien te dire, et elle fera tout par hypocrisie, ce qui est mauvais.

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  124. Todo es sobre el covid, es complicado

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  125. the best life can only be possible by the Firstlight ❤️🤍

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  126. The Best Life Can Only Be Possible By The Firstlight 💃🏃‍♂️

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  127. After being in relationship with Wilson for seven years,he broke up with me, I did everything possible to bring him back but all was in vain, I wanted him back so much because of the love I have for him, I begged him with everything, I made promises but he refused. I explained my problem to someone online and she suggested that I should contact a spell caster that could help me cast a spell to bring him back but I am the type that don’t believed in spell, I had no choice than to try it, I meant a spell caster called Dr Zuma zuk and I email him, and he told me there was no problem that everything will be okay before three days, that my ex will return to me before three days, he cast the spell and surprisingly in the second day, it was around 4pm. My ex called me, I was so surprised, I answered the call and all he said was that he was so sorry for everything that happened, that he wanted me to return to him, that he loves me so much. I was so happy and went to him, that was how we started living together happily again. Since then, I have made promise that anybody I know that have a relationship problem, I would be of help to such person by referring him or her to the only real and powerful spell caster who helped me with my own problem and who is different from all the fake ones out there. Anybody could need the help of the spell caster, his email: spiritualherbalisthealing@gmail.com or WhatsApp him +15068001647
    you can email him if you need his assistance in your relationship or anything. CONTACT HIM NOW FOR SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS

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  128. Il est difficile de rester enfermé sur soi même pendants un certain moments donnés❤️

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  129. It is difficult to stay locked in on yourself for a certain period of time❤️

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  130. Tout problème entraîne une solution , et toute solution entraîne de nouveaux .

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  131. Tout problème entraîne une solution , et toute solution entraîne de nouveaux problèmes.

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  132. Every problem leads to a solution, and every solution leads to new problems. that's how the world works.

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  133. It was said
    “Falling in love is not an option, and if you are tired of thinking about a specific person ... then think of a square person, but if you want to fly in space, you are out of mind, because there is no barber in space. Be with me for me.

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  134. I loved you until love stopped at your eyes, I loved you until every drop of my blood uttered that I adore you, I loved you until the eye shed tears of fear if I thought of your dimension, I loved you until I forgot all my life, and you became my life.

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  135. I light candles of love and send you longings, and write on the address for your eyes I miss.

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