The Best 10+ Funny Motivational Quotes For Work

Even if you don't always want to work, you put on your best adulting face and go about your daily grind because it doesn't seem like your bills will start paying themselves any time soon.

Perhaps you're under stress because of a looming deadline that's very important, or you're tired of hearing the same office drama every day. Or maybe you're simply cranky because you had to get dressed today and put on real pants instead of your jammies.

Reading some humorous work quotes that make you laugh is the finest method to lift your spirits no matter what aspect of your job is making you unhappy. These 10+ humorous one-liners and funny work quotes make fun of the highs and lows of working as a professional and are sure to brighten any day at the office.

"Where people aren’t having fun, they seldom produce good work." – David Ogilvy

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"Coworkers are like Christmas lights. They hang together, half of them don’t work and the other half aren’t so bright." – Anonymous

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"I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams." – Anonymous

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"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.” – Betty Reese

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"Nobody ever wrote down a plan to be broke, fat lazy, or stupid. Those things are what happen when you didn’t have a plan." – Larry Winget

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"Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the real greats make you feel that you, too, can be great." – Mark Twain

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"If a man smiles all the time, he’s probably selling something that doesn’t work." — Woody Allen

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"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." — Groucho Marx

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"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important." — Bertrand Russell

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"Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow." — Don Herold

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"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you." – Steven Wright

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"The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time." — Joe Girard

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