Monday Funny 30+ Sayings

Funny Monday Quotes that will make you love Monday. You are in a bad mood, you are not motivated and tired. Week start and Monday Sayings can help against Monday syndrome. With our sayings and poems you can start the week with a smile and also make others laugh.

Most people can't do anything with Monday. If it were possible, you would probably skip the day of the week and stay in bed. Unfortunately, the work that was left on Friday is waiting for you. Stress and lack of energy are pre-programmed.

Funny sayings about Monday can brighten up the start of the week. With a smile on your face, you will automatically get through the day better.

Monday: An unpopular day of the week

From Monday, as a rule, we have a negative image in our head. Among other things, this is due to certain linguistic creations that convey such an image. For example, we are talking about a Monday car if a car was poorly processed.

A Monday car or a Monday device is thus broken or has significant defects. It's a kind of conditioning. This negative picture also affects the opinion on Monday.

Sayings about the start of the week on Monday

Laughter and a good mood help to get through the start of the week. With motivation and fun, you can work much better. It is well known that Monday is not one of the most pleasant days of the week. For a good mood, a few sayings and quotes about Monday can help.

All unmarked sayings come from unknown authors.

Funny sayings about the start of the week

It's hard to motivate yourself on Monday for work, school or university. But why take the first day of the week so seriously?

With a little fun and sarcasm you will get a nice start of the week. The right sayings can help you get through the beginning of the week. We have put together funny sayings for the start of the week on Monday for you.

Motivated, determined, and ready to slay the day.

Be a rebel – enjoy Monday. Find a reason to like it.

Mondays are for fresh starts.

I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bada** I’m going to be this week.

This is your Monday morning reminder that you can handle whatever this week throws at you.

It’s a good week to have a good week.

Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done.

Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week.

Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. In that lies an opportunity for something special to happen.

Dear Monday, my mama doesn’t like you and she likes everyone.

Monday I shall slay thee with me mighty cup of coffee.

Monday checklist: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

I hate mornings and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.

Hello, Monday! May I ask you a question? Why are you always back so quickly? Don’t you have a hobby?

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness.

Dear radio stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s “Friday Night” Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.

So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends—but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more positive partnership.

In the sentence: “I love Monday”, the guy is crazy, retired, or on vacation.

If Monday were a person, it would be a boring friend who always forces us to do what we don’t want.

I accept that it exists, but the day I like a Monday, I will be close to meeting human madness.

Mondays are tough only for those people, who don’t know how to spend them cheerfully. Get up and have fun today!

Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours. Jarod Kintz

Think BIG, believe BIG, act BIG, and the results will be BIG because it is Monday, Be pumped up for another week!

This Monday, choose to make a difference. Every little action counts. Good Morning!

Hello Monday! Sunday was good, and you will be even better.

The only certainty in this life is that Monday comes for everyone. A little humor to face at the beginning of the week always goes well. How about starting Monday smiling?

I love it when a new week begins and this is no exception. Good Monday!

Nothing like a brand new Monday to write a new story.

Not every Monday needs to be bland. Do it differently!

You make me feel Monday is Saturday. Avijeet Das

Why is Monday so far from Friday? And why is Friday so close to Monday?

It’s Monday! Shake it up!

Mondays: the only day you can wear the same exact outfit as yesterday without anyone knowing.

Rainy days and Mondays never get me down.

Dear Monday, thanks for having the word ‘mon’ in you. That’s French for ‘mine’, in case you weren’t aware, Monday, but it makes me think of you more as ‘my day’, and frankly, that sounds like a much more promising start to the week.